Perhaps I'll be invited
I might get the card today
Perhaps they'll simply call me
To ensure I know the way!
Should I go and buy a little gift
Wrapped in a pretty bow?
Maybe they've made a list
And will therefore let me know!
I wonder 'bout the dress code -
Formal or just laid-back -
Should I wear designer label
Or just something off the rack?
If I get my invitation
Do I sign the R.S.V.P.
Or will they just assume I'm coming
'Cos they've sent it out to me?
Will I go and get my hair done
Or just simply have a shower
After all - the party's starting
In less than half an hour!
Do you think they've lost my invite
Will they notice I'm not there?
Oh God!! Where IS my invite
I really NEED some Tupperware!!